Things I’m afraid of, in no particular order

People who do recreational drugs I’ve never heard of, diagramming sentences, parallel parking, my neighbors, finding a new house, ghosts, aliens, small towns, art made out of antlers, extremists, having to shit in a public toilet, going out in public, the glaucoma checking machine at the eye doctor, my father, my sister, my mother, my in-laws, grinding my fingers up in the garbage disposal, my head exploding, mental telepathy, mind control, bears, table saws.

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