Best ways to prevent nails from splittingPosted: September 30, 2014
First off, go back in time and get parents with good genes, not like mine. My nails look like they got tore up in a wood chipper.
Heaven has no plans for nails like these.
One horrible string of events from birth, I say. I was going to be a model, then I got short and fat. So I said, I’ll be a foot model, then it turned out I had overlapping toes. So I said, Jesus, please Lord God, let me be a hand model, then I got these nails that look like a riverbed.
Very depressed today.
I had a box of ashes of a dead family member in my house until yesterday.
Processing emotions of death brings up the deaths of other people that I really liked, and wouldn’t have minded keeping their ashes in my house.
Also, popped a hemorrhoid in a freak accident.
Bye for now,