Nutrifast Buffalo Slime Tortilla Wraps…A Review

Since losing over 700 pounds on Nutrifast, I’ve begun to think about doing some reviews on the great products that Nutrifast provides.

First up, we have the Nutrifast Buffalo Slime Tortilla Wraps. I think these are just terrific.

You get one small (1/4″ in diameter) tortilla wrapped in plastic, and one 2 ounce plastic packet of buffalo slime.

The tortilla is wrapped up all nice, similar to a supermarket frozen pizza, so you unwrap it, and because of the soy lecithins, it is incredibly smooth and ready to enfold your buffalo slime.

Take your tortilla out of the plastic and put it on a Chinet paper plate, which I use all the time, because I am a lazy pig who never does the dishes.

Then you take your plastic packet of buffalo slime, and tear off one corner. Squeeze the slime onto the tortilla, making sure to use it all — we only get so many calories in a day, girls! Ha ha!

Now, roll the tortilla and enjoy.

I think you will find that the slime will ooze almost completely out of the tortilla, and the whole “flavor package” is similar to eating out the asshole of a Brahma bull in mid summer.

You’re going to love it.

God bless,
Hobart Sloms

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