Hey, Hollywood, I’m here.

Roving reporter Hobart Sloms here. You know, I’ll be honest, I always wanted to be a writer. I never wanted to be doing any of the jobs I had for very long, because they were all so horrible and boring, such as, church babysitter, bag boy at the Honeybaked Ham, book shelver, note taker, data entry clerk, temp, temp, temp, temp, temp, fired temp, temp, government lackey, school id photographer, temp, temp, temp, temp,

“Temp!”

temp,

and now hocking junk. My brain’s on fire sometimes with ideas.

I feel like Charles Bukowski, but like, if he had a “real” drinking problem.

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