Sleeveless Mock Turtleneck

Please God, let me adorn myself in a pumpkin orange one to accent my ham hock arms, and simultaneously draw attention to my choking head and sagging floppy sack breasts.

And oh Lord, let me top that off with a pair of gigantic, white pleated shorts that come down to my knees.

And oh Lord, we beseech thee, maketh me to wear all of these things with a pair of low heeled sandals, because I really do care how I look.

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